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mchicken is dejected.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:15 am    Post subject: Cat Reply with quote

The cat broke my headphones, which I had just bought less than three weeks ago.
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jaster is back in black
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
Calm the fuck down.

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mchicken is dejected.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And I just got back from the Galleria...and they don't have the model I like anymore.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You never had a chance against this guy:


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mchicken is dejected.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I did buy this, though...

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
I did buy this, though...



It's a good game.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The cat.
Can open.
My door.


Wtf?
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mchicken is dejected.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What are you talking about?
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hankr is 100% sold to a law firm for the low starting price of $160k/year, his soul, and his free time
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you leave your door cracked, the cat can get in. She did that when I was temped in the double.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhaps this will help:


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hankr is 100% sold to a law firm for the low starting price of $160k/year, his soul, and his free time
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 3:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cat assaulted me as I was going to the bathroom.

By assault, I mean, ran from across the hall, stopped at my feet, brief pause, and then a jump-claw to the crotch. Followed by chasing me into the bathroom.
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DOOMKitten is JudCom yet again.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am well known for my jump-claw to the crotch move in the cat community.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DOOMKitten wrote:
I am well known for my jump-claw to the crotch move in the cat community.


Do you really want to be known for that?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So not less than 5 minutes after I tell Liza that I can't look at the cat in the same light after the attack....

...the cat attacks again.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm... I see my last educational diagram didn't help... let's try another:


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