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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 11:26 am    Post subject: Good God Reply with quote

http://www.nytimes.com/2002/05/24/sports/pro-basketball-the-christies-are-keeping-temptation-on-the-ropes.html?sec=&spon=&pagewanted=1
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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Christies, who have been married for eight years and have three children, get married on July 8 each year, their anniversary. It is not a mere renewal of their wedding vows, but an actual wedding -- replete with friends, family, cake and a reception.


I guess when you're rich, you might as well have a wedding every year. Also, where are their kids while the two of them are traveling so much?
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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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When Christie played for the Raptors, his wife once confronted a female fan seeking an autograph and a kiss in Toronto. ''A security guard grabbed her, but I put my hand up and told her to back off really loud,'' she said. ''It scared me, because my voice sounded like a demon. It just came out. She was a pretty girl, very young. But she was touching someone she shouldn't have been.''


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Sometimes on the road, Jackie will ride in a car behind the team bus, talking to Doug on his cellphone until he arrives at the hotel or arena.


Women are nuts.
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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhaps he should consider not being so freakin whipped.
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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jaster wrote:
Perhaps he should consider not being so freakin whipped.


He's pretty much the charter member of the Whipped Hall of Fame, yes.
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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

People who say shit like "I'm very easygoing until I feel a threat,'' need to die.

Those conditional "I'm very [blank] until [I enter a situation that would make any normal person not]" statements are bullshit. They are a waste of words.

Also, those two are crazy.
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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 2:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
He's pretty much the charter member of the Whipped Hall of Fame, yes.


I assume that she's either the hottest woman in the world, a practiced voodoo shaman, or both. What else would drive a basketball player (who could get women just by virtue of his profession) to this sort of thing?
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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
She's not.


a practiced voodoo shaman?
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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe she had him castrated after they had their last kid.
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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jaster wrote:
mchicken wrote:
She's not.


a practiced voodoo shaman?


Yeah. I posted a picture above.
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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He needs a mistress, imo.

Hoes in different area codes.
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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jaster wrote:
He needs a mistress, imo.

Hoes in different area codes.


As they said in the original article, that's just the way it works with most guys in the NBA. You're in a different city most nights, it's just going to happen. That's why you don't marry an NBA player unless you accept it or they are retired so it's not an issue anymore or it's like Tim Duncan or Derek Fisher or whatever. Don't bite off more than you can chew.
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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
That's why you don't marry an NBA player unless you accept it or they are retired so it's not an issue anymore or it's like Tim Duncan or Derek Fisher or whatever.


Or you keep the man on the shortest fucking leash in the history of pussy-whipped men?
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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 3:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor guy. She can't possibly be so good that he has to behave that way.
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