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mchicken is dejected.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:01 pm    Post subject: Squirrels Reply with quote

So there's a decent sized apartment building next to my apartment, and they have a line of trash cans along the side. Some Asian college girl just opened up a trash can to throw a bag in and a squirrel jumped at her from inside like one of those cans of snakes and she screamed about as loud as I have ever heard someone actually scream in real life. Then her boyfriend made fun of her.

Good times.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's what she gets for being Asian.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lugo wrote:
That's what she gets for being Asian.


Apparently so. Maybe she's not used to squirrels.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If only you had been filming her with a camera phone... you could post it on YouTube.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kallie wrote:
If only you had been filming her with a camera phone... you could post it on YouTube.


Yes. Although wouldn't it be a bit strange to film every person I see outside my window just in case something like that happens?
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look, youtube is a harsh mistress.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently people love that shit. I really don't get it.

Like this "internet sensation" woman from Britain who looks bad but sings well. I work at a Music library, so everyone is in love with her. Apparently it's so good that they cried.

What does that even mean?
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I checked her out because one of my favorite authors had posted a blog entry about her.

Apparently it goes something like this: "She's not a hot young girl and she can sing! Holy crap! I'm impressed because she isn't hot! Now I'm going to say that I always believed ugly people had value even though I still don't and pass this information on to my friends!"

She is a pretty good singer, but I care about her as much as I care about anybody else who sings on a stupid singing reality game show.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah... so this whole myth that good singers are pretty (and that pretty people are good singers) is something cooked up by the music industry because hot teen sensations sell really well.

Have you ever been to the opera? Looooot of ugly...
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah I didn't understand any of it. The people at the library told her little story and one of the pieces of information was that she had never been kissed or something.

I said that was probably partly her own fault.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
Yeah I didn't understand any of it. The people at the library told her little story and one of the pieces of information was that she had never been kissed or something.

I said that was probably partly her own fault.


Fucking insensitive guybrarian.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lugo wrote:
mchicken wrote:
Yeah I didn't understand any of it. The people at the library told her little story and one of the pieces of information was that she had never been kissed or something.

I said that was probably partly her own fault.


Fucking insensitive guybrarian.


Yeah, basically.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lugo wrote:
... guybrarian.


Why would you dress like that.
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