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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Neither did I, when I saw it in its cage.


I'm just saying... it's got a kinda Peter Rabbit meets Jabba the Hutt thing going on.


More of an English food item.
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kallie is not selling out nearly enough, apparently.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Rabbit Report Reply with quote

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Gonna live blog this rabbit-feeding adventure.

First of all, the thing is the size of a small bus. It fills its cage and spills out into the apartment. The poor thing can barely turn around.

Second, it knocked its water bottle right off, because it's held onto the cage with like a twisty-tie. I don't think it's a good idea as a rabbit to eliminate your only source of water, but that's just me.

Third, there's nearly 100 different kinds of rabbit feed next to the cage. I was promised an obvious choice.

This whole thing is turning out to be way more involved than I signed up for.


You're killing my rabbit, aren't you?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look, there is food in the cage, and I put the water bottle back on the cage. But seriously, why is that thing attached by a broken rubber band or whatever that is.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Day 2:

There was a package outside the door, not sure that was in the job description.

There was a freaking cockroach in the sink, which was also not in the job description.

There was hair EVERYWHERE, specifically stuck to the bowl the food was supposed to go in.

And the floor of the cage is weaved wire, but the rabbit is so large and heavy that it has sunk completely to the floor in the middle.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Abandon all hope.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jaster wrote:
Abandon all hope.


Yeah I kind of thought it was strange that their apartment door looked like this, and I had to fight my way past some sort of weird tentaculur swamp monster to get in.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
jaster wrote:
Abandon all hope.


Yeah I kind of thought it was strange that their apartment door looked like this, and I had to fight my way past some sort of weird tentaculur swamp monster to get in.


I mean no disrespect to Mr. Werbos when I say this, but:

You thought it was strange? Seriously? Do you even know that guy?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I mean no disrespect to Mr. Werbos when I say this, but:

You thought it was strange? Seriously? Do you even know that guy?


I honestly think that I don't.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
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I mean no disrespect to Mr. Werbos when I say this, but:

You thought it was strange? Seriously? Do you even know that guy?


I honestly think that I don't.


I'm just saying, he likes Middle Earth.

(and tentacles)
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
lugo wrote:
I mean no disrespect to Mr. Werbos when I say this, but:

You thought it was strange? Seriously? Do you even know that guy?


I honestly think that I don't.


I still hold to my theory that Kallie's killed him and locked him in a closet somewhere.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lizakova wrote:
mchicken wrote:
lugo wrote:
I mean no disrespect to Mr. Werbos when I say this, but:

You thought it was strange? Seriously? Do you even know that guy?


I honestly think that I don't.


I still hold to my theory that Kallie's killed him and locked him in a closet somewhere.


Or fed him to a gargantuan rabbit?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I still hold to my theory that Kallie's killed him and locked him in a closet somewhere.


And I still don't understand what that even means or why you would think it.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
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I still hold to my theory that Kallie's killed him and locked him in a closet somewhere.


And I still don't understand what that even means or why you would think it.


I'd like to see what evidence you have to the contrary.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
And I still don't understand what that even means or why you would think it.


Stop hitting on Kallie, imo.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lizakova wrote:
I'd like to see what evidence you have to the contrary.


I don't have any but I feel like it's up to you to back up your statement, I didn't make any statement other than that I doubted your crazy accusations.
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