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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I went during IAP, there was no one within a thousand years of me. You can bring your own towel and just leave it in the locker room with your stuff.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you're really concerned, I'm sure you can go to a female only test... I assume they must have those since they take such great pains to provide female-only swimming lessons. I also assume that a female-only test would be much more secluded, since they have to accommodate Muslims and Mormans and so forth...
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kallie wrote:
I assume they must have those since they take such great pains to provide female-only swimming lessons.


Great pains being having it once, during IAP, every other year?

They have a men's only one in the other year.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I passed. Woo. It was also just me. In fact, it was so much just me that it was totally ambiguous where I was supposed to go once I entered the pool area.. (They just say to show up at 8pm on the website.) I wandered around in bewilderment and finally asked a life guard who directed me to some dude who was apparently in charge of the swim test.He was friendly and all, at least. Also was staring at my chest for a while, which was a bit awkward.

Yeah.. I thought about the female only thing. I don't even know if would be any better, though.. it's more just unpleasant that anyone is here. Heh. At least it's over. One step closer to graduating.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The weird guy who has an office in the pool room is who you're talking about, right? What the hell does he even do in there?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
The weird guy who has an office in the pool room is who you're talking about, right? What the hell does he even do in there?


Stare at chests?

This means Vernon has to go beat some guy up now, right?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
The weird guy who has an office in the pool room is who you're talking about, right? What the hell does he even do in there?


Actually, I don't know... he was a slightly geeky looking black guy with glasses and business casual attire. He was sitting next to one of the lanes, but the offices were empty which could be explained by one of them being his.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lugo wrote:
mchicken wrote:
The weird guy who has an office in the pool room is who you're talking about, right? What the hell does he even do in there?


Stare at chests?

This means Vernon has to go beat some guy up now, right?


It really, really does.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kallie wrote:
lugo wrote:
mchicken wrote:
The weird guy who has an office in the pool room is who you're talking about, right? What the hell does he even do in there?


Stare at chests?

This means Vernon has to go beat some guy up now, right?


It really, really does.


I mean, I was wearing a swimsuit; it's like I was asking for it. Or like MIT was making me ask for it in order to graduate.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

First off,

epb wrote:
Also was staring at my chest for a while, which was a bit awkward.


wtf? So I just got back from taking that so called swim test myself. I thought me and Eddie were cool... now he had to go and fuck it up. I am not a vindictive man, as I'm sure you are all aware, so this time he gets a warning: tomorrow he wakes up with a horse head in his bed... next time, I will publicly crucify him as an example to others.

Now, with regard to the swim test, this story is true:

So I jump in the pool, I'm pleasantly surprised to find that the water is a great temperature, and I start doing my thing. I was there with my man Doug, one of the other course 24 majors, and we just started swimming. I'm gonna be honest with you all: this was some straight up eye of the tiger shit. I was in there doing freestyle, breaststrokes, sidestrokes... pretty much every stroke that's ever been up in that bitch and a couple I just made up on the spot. My one problem, and it was a serious one, was this:



The second I jumped in, the goggles were gone. You have to understand, my eyes are very sensitive. 20/15 in both eyes... like a hawk... I can't have them getting all chlorinated and shit.

To sum it up: I eat swim tests for breakfast, hello Bachelor of Science degree.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

epb wrote:
I mean, I was wearing a swimsuit; it's like I was asking for it. Or like MIT was making me ask for it in order to graduate.


http://modestswimsuits.co.uk/product/Slim_Fit_SF20_51511_BlueLight_Jade_Burqini_L
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
epb wrote:
I mean, I was wearing a swimsuit; it's like I was asking for it. Or like MIT was making me ask for it in order to graduate.


http://modestswimsuits.co.uk/product/Slim_Fit_SF20_51511_BlueLight_Jade_Burqini_L


Touche.

Although, I believe MIT specifically requires one of these
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

epb wrote:
mchicken wrote:
epb wrote:
I mean, I was wearing a swimsuit; it's like I was asking for it. Or like MIT was making me ask for it in order to graduate.


http://modestswimsuits.co.uk/product/Slim_Fit_SF20_51511_BlueLight_Jade_Burqini_L


Touche.

Although, I believe MIT specifically requires one of these


Wow. Way to cut out the best part of the swimsuit...
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

kallie wrote:
Wow. Way to cut out the best part of the swimsuit...


What?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jaster wrote:
kallie wrote:
Wow. Way to cut out the best part of the swimsuit...


What?


The non-traditionally-exposed areas of that swimsuit are possibly the worst areas of any woman's body...

Also... burquini, indeed.
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