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kallie is +2
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 Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:21 pm Post subject: Senior House scrubs |
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Is anyone else as amused as I am that the bitchy cruft are now turning on the current Senior House denizens because "[Zomg!! Your CPW events aren't cool enough!! Where's the fornication and drugs??!!?]"
Hilarious. It's almost as funny as a smoothie-based Senior House CPW event.
Dorm implosion in t-minus 7 weeks... |
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mchicken is dejected.
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| Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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| I hope they cancel Steer Roast and make like that evil Patty Christie housemistress. |
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jaster is back in black
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| Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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I love watching them tear each other apart.
It gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling inside.
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kallie is +2
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| Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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| mchicken wrote: | | I hope they cancel Steer Roast and make like that evil Patty Christie housemistress. |
I lol'ed. |
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mchicken is dejected.
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| Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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What is that email thread even about? I delete them instantly.
I've been around Senior House for like 6 years now and it is EXACTLY the same as it has always been. |
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kallie is +2
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| Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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Except that the schedule now looks like this:
| jcybarra@mit.edu wrote: | Thursday
Burgers, French Fries, and Smoothies 7:00PM 8:00PM
Just got here? Come get some Burgers, French Fries, and Smoothies.
Friday
Late Risers Breakfast 2:00PM 3:00PM
Learn about being a real college student by getting up at the same time we do to get some awesome breakfast. Bacon, pancakes, orange juice, lots of butter, and love.
Stencil making, Tie Dying, and Button Making and Finger Painting 3:00PM 5:00PM
Tea Party (Saturday by order of Fanny) 4:00 PM 5:00PM
Tea and Crumpets and Mad Hatters. Celebrate the Joi De Vivre that MIT causes. Come drink tea, eat some snacks, and talk to upper classmen about the REAL MIT thats hard to find.
Zombie Defense Andrew Farrell 5:00PM 6:00PM
Zombies are an imminent danger to the human race. Come learn about what to do when the dawn of the dead comes.
Sausagefest FOR REAL MEN and Women who Like Sausage. Tired of events with female bonding? Want sausage? Well come on over and get some good eats. 6:00PM 7:00PM
Saturday
Late Risers Breakfast - 2:00PM 3:00PM
Tire Swing tutorials and Barbeque 366+Feldmeier -- 3:00PM 4:00PM
Come learn how to use Senior Haus' infamous tire swing from the swinging masters Tyler, Jim, and Jessie. Free Barbecue included. Dont worry we have band-aids and MIT Medical is close by.
Beat Cute Things - 5:00PM 6:00PM
Ever get that itch to kill, but dont like prison. Come beat cute and cuddly things legally to get candy and fun gifts! Pinatas are the greatest. Awesome people included. Some assembly required.
Bouncy Ball Drop 8:00 PM Do you know what hundreds of bouncy balls falling from the sky looks like? You don't? Really? Well. We can fix that. |
Rather than:
| David Greenberg wrote: | courtyard bbq--because we're the dorm with a courtyard
late riser's waffles for breakfast--because you didn't cum early.
alice in wonderland tea party--see how far down the rabbit hole you're
willing to go
sausagefest--because you love cock
tire swing bbq--come donate blood to the tree
clubbing baby seals--because nature's overrated
bouncy ball drop--famous and infamous.
look at that. it's already 4x as offensive with 1/4 the information! |
Also there's no Coffee and Cigarettes, which is, from what I can tell, the only thing that makes Senior House Senior House. |
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jaster is back in black
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| Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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It's a crazy hippie QQ fest of the highest (pun intended) caliber.
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lizakova is shinying up her life.
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| Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Huh, I never realized that the "clubbing baby seals" event involved pinatas. I thought it was just Senior House scrubs sitting around and talking about how countercultured they are. That translation really helps. |
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jaster is back in black
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| Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:41 pm Post subject: |
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| lizakova wrote: | | Huh, I never realized that the "clubbing baby seals" event involved pinatas. I thought it was just Senior House scrubs sitting around and talking about how countercultured they are. That translation really helps. |
Why can't it be both?
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kallie is +2
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| Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:42 pm Post subject: |
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| jaster wrote: | | lizakova wrote: | | Huh, I never realized that the "clubbing baby seals" event involved pinatas. I thought it was just Senior House scrubs sitting around and talking about how countercultured they are. That translation really helps. |
Why can't it be both? |
It absolutely is. |
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jaster is back in black
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| Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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Perhaps I should have asked, "How can it not be both?"
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| Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:57 am Post subject: |
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| kallie wrote: | | Also there's no Coffee and Cigarettes, which is, from what I can tell, the only thing that makes Senior House Senior House. |
Okay, seriously what is this Coffee and Cigarettes thing? Most of the prefrosh are minors so I presume that you're not actually allowed to give them cigarettes. And coffee in itself is not a fun activity by my count.
Edit: Apparently it's actually a movie.
| Wikipedia wrote: | | The film is composed of a comic series of short vignettes shot in black and white built on one another to create a cumulative effect, as the characters discuss things such as caffeine popsicles, Paris in the 1920s, and the use of nicotine as an insecticide all the while sitting around drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes. The theme of the film is absorption in the obsessions, joys, and addictions of life, and there are many common threads between vignettes (such as the Tesla coil, medical knowledge, the suggestion that coffee and cigarettes don't make for a healthy meal (generally lunch), cousins, The Lees (Cinqu้, Joie, and a mention of Spike), musicians, industrial music, acknowledged fame, and the idea of drinking coffee before sleeping in order to have fast dreams). In each of the segments of the film, the common theme of alternating black and white tiles can be seen in some fashion. |
Yeah, sounds pretty much exactly like what Senior House is. |
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mchicken is dejected.
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| Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:05 am Post subject: |
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| Also how are most of them minors...aren't most of them 18 by then? |
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| Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:10 am Post subject: |
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| mchicken wrote: | | Also how are most of them minors...aren't most of them 18 by then? |
Most probably are, but some clearly aren't, so I feel like the admissions office wouldn't look kindly upon a blanket policy of giving out cigarettes to anyone who asks, like Senior House does at rush. |
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mchicken is dejected.
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| Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:12 am Post subject: |
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| Rebels don't care what the admins say! |
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