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mchicken is dejected.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:43 pm    Post subject: Orange Reply with quote

There's a girl peeling an orange right in front of me in my library.

What the fuck is she thinking?
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mchicken is dejected.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now she came up to the desk chewing the orange to ask a question.

This shit is on, now.
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mchicken is dejected.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And she knocked over the trash can.

Is she drunk at 11am?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My parents are sending me oranges from Florida. They're going to be delicious.

Also, what do you have against oranges?
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jaster is back in black
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You should print out a sign that reads, "No oranges in the library," and tape it to a wall or table next to her.
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mchicken is dejected.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Update:

She needs a recommendation from a professor who happens to be overseas. Said recommendation must be on Harvard letterhead. Her solution was to scan it in and email it to him. The paper is watermarked so I am hoping this won't work.

Anyway, to get files from the scanner you need a USB storage device. So I gave her one of ours to use, which is what they're for.

Did I get it back?

Did I?

Hell no. She fucking stole it.
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mchicken is dejected.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kallie wrote:
My parents are sending me oranges from Florida. They're going to be delicious.

Also, what do you have against oranges?


Don't eat them in my library. I wouldn't hesitate to call security. We have panic buttons under the desk in case people try to take us hostage.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
We have panic buttons under the desk in case people try to take us hostage.


Seriously? What an awesome library.
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mchicken is dejected.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kallie wrote:
Seriously? What an awesome library.


Yes. And yes.
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jaster is back in black
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm taking hostages.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jaster wrote:
I'm taking hostages.


Just threaten to squirt the books with orange juice.
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mchicken is dejected.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kallie wrote:
Just threaten to squirt the books with orange juice.


Some of the books they have are shockingly expensive. Like, however much 10,000 Euros would be.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.google.com/search?q=10000+euros+%3D+%3F+dollars&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
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mchicken is dejected.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kallie wrote:
http://www.google.com/search?q=10000+euros+%3D+%3F+dollars&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a


Yeah it was different when I typed it in an hour ago.
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lizakova is shinying up her life.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
Anyway, to get files from the scanner you need a USB storage device. So I gave her one of ours to use, which is what they're for.

Did I get it back?

Did I?

Hell no. She fucking stole it.


I hope that library of yours puts GPS tracking devices on all your USBs so you can track that girl down. Seems like a decent way to spend Harvard's money.
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