Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:51 pm Post subject: King Kong
So I've been watching movies the past week or so, trying to catch up on anything I've missed in the last ten years or so. I've seen quite a few I really liked and that has been encouraging.
I'm watching King Kong and the first 5 minutes make me want to vomit. This movie is fucking terrible. Fuck you Peter Jackson. 3 hours and 3 minutes left of this garbage..
12 minutes in and I'm genuinely angered by how bad this film is. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Is this supposed to be like the Fifth Element where I think it's serious until someone tells me after I've seen it four times that it's not meant to be serious? Are they kidding me with this shit?
If you hated it so much, why did you keep watching it? It's not like you were in a crowded theater where it would have been awkward to leave, nor did seeing the movie cost you money seeing as how I assume you downloaded it. You could have just turned it off and watched another movie.
If you hated it so much, why did you keep watching it? It's not like you were in a crowded theater where it would have been awkward to leave, nor did seeing the movie cost you money seeing as how I assume you downloaded it. You could have just turned it off and watched another movie.
Because I'm me and that's what I do. I'm sure you already knew that.
I haven't finished it yet, I watched 12 minutes then went to bed so now I started it up again.
Why is everything on the island randomly larger than it should be except the dinosaurs which are regular size? And is the moral of this story that giant apes really like vaudeville?
_________________ When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.
-Children of Dune, attributed to Louis Veuillot
Speaking of shitty movies, I was reading Roger Ebert's reviews and he gave Anaconda 3 1/2 stars out of 4. Are you kidding me? That movie is probably worse than King Kong.
Uh... what? Ice Cube? JLo? What more do you want in a movie? _________________ When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.
-Children of Dune, attributed to Louis Veuillot
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