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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:47 pm    Post subject: Everyone who is eligible for the US presidency... Reply with quote

...take one step forward.

Not so fast, Liza.

Not so fast... Obama?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/814441/secrecy_surrounding_obamas_birth_certificate.html

So, it turns out that Obama won't cough up a birth certificate (they aren't public in Hawaii where he was supposedly born). That article covers some of the speculation as to why, but I've heard some things.

Word on the street is that, perhaps, it shows that Obama is not a native-born citizen (and not eligible for the presidency). This has to do with citizenship law as written at the time of his birth, and the circumstances surrounding his mother: when was she where, and for how long.

Another thought:

http://www.politicalgateway.com/main/columns/read.html?col=731

Obama might have too much citizenship. He might have dual citizenship both here and in Kenya. If this is the case, then he shouldn't even be a senator.

Obama... how is he going to screw up this election next?
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I told you McCain would win.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
I told you McCain would win.


Mrs. Clinton could still beat McCain.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jaster wrote:
mchicken wrote:
I told you McCain would win.


Mrs. Clinton could still beat McCain.


That might be true but I have 0 faith in Obama winning.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
That might be true but I have 0 faith in Obama winning.


I still think he might win... assuming, ya know, that it's even legal.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jaster wrote:
mchicken wrote:
That might be true but I have 0 faith in Obama winning.


I still think he might win... assuming, ya know, that it's even legal.


What happens if it turns out he can't even be a senator? I mean I doubt that will happen but just hypothetically? Is that a crime? Fraud of some kind? Do they take his votes off of every measure he ever voted on and remake laws? That would be hot.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
What happens if it turns out he can't even be a senator? I mean I doubt that will happen but just hypothetically? Is that a crime? Fraud of some kind? Do they take his votes off of every measure he ever voted on and remake laws? That would be hot.


That's an interesting question. Fraud requires intent, and I assume that such a thing would be all but impossible to prove without an email that said something like, "Damn I love both not being eligible for the US Senate and being a senator."

Otherwise, I wonder what happens. In any case... it'd be pretty awkward for all involved.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you sure there's not some kind of crazy, Jack McCoy, Law and Order style twist? Like the law school hypothetical where a guy jumps off the building and dies of a heart attack while falling and you shoot him through a window. You can't be charged with murder but you are guilty of attempted murder.

He knows he's not eligible (or should know) and does it anyway. Is such an email really required for him not to be punished?
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let's say he found out that he wasn't a US citizen (or not eligible for the Senate) a month ago. No one is going to charge him with fraud for taking a few weeks to figure out what he should do. Could they strictly? I don't know, maybe. Would it happen to someone in his position? Not a chance.

Seriously... I need to run for president. Give it a few years and I'm doing it.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jaster wrote:
Let's say he found out that he wasn't a US citizen (or not eligible for the Senate) a month ago. No one is going to charge him with fraud for taking a few weeks to figure out what he should do. Could they strictly? I don't know, maybe. Would it happen to someone in his position? Not a chance.

Seriously... I need to run for president. Give it a few years and I'm doing it.


Did you see those boxes fly to the white lady? I'll vote for you but...America is bad at not being racist.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was born in friggin New York, New York, and I want to be your president.

My platform?



It's go time.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can issue an order to rescind the order to prevent assassinations then write an order rescinding that order which rescinded the other order.

And fight terrorism at the same time.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
You can issue an order to rescind the order to prevent assassinations then write an order rescinding that order which rescinded the other order.

And fight terrorism at the same time.


...they really fucked that whole plan up, though. Danny Concannon saw right through that.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's because he's the only good journalist in both fictional and real America.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But technically.......McCain really isn't a natural born citizen. I mean, sure, if it came up, the Supreme Court would back him up, but let's be serious.
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