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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:53 am    Post subject: FRIED. CHICKEN. TONIGHT. YES. Reply with quote

I crave fried chicken. I demand the greasy purity of skin that has been fried to the point of becoming a delicacy. I demand chickens that were fried at such temperatures that their bone marrow created its own gravy. I demand chicken spiced and flavored so aggressively that ascetics weep with temptation at the scent.

My friends, I propose we...

Man up to Flavor

...and enjoy a delicious and filling dinner of Popeyes Fried Chicken tonight.

16 pieces of fried chicken. 3 large sides. 8 biscuits. Delivery.
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rehughes wrote:
I crave fried chicken. I demand the greasy purity of skin that has been fried to the point of becoming a delicacy. I demand chickens that were fried at such temperatures that their bone marrow created its own gravy. I demand chicken spiced and flavored so aggressively that ascetics weep with temptation at the scent.



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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fried chicken could bring us together. Don't use your motivational poster to push us apart.
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rehughes wrote:
Fried chicken could bring us together. Don't use your motivational poster to push us apart.


The problem isn't friend chicken.

The poster was a response to your over-the-top, metaphor-and-simile-run-amok, adjective-abusing language, probably inspired by WAY too much exposure to Exalted.
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fried chicken is pretty good.
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've actually been in the mood for some Popeye's lately. Those biscuits are just the awesome.
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have now eaten a filling lunch and am not quite so bombastic about fried chicken. Tonight is probably too soon.

Maybe wednesday, though, as a celebratory end of term thing.
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rehughes wrote:
I have now eaten a filling lunch and am not quite so bombastic about fried chicken. Tonight is probably too soon.

Maybe wednesday, though, as a celebratory end of term thing.


Wow.

Vernon, you have an epic fail poster, right?
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

More like epic full. That sandwich was delicious.

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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not like mine.
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 1:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
Wow.

Vernon, you have an epic fail poster, right?


There's the classic Homer (which I find to be very funny)



...but if something harsher is needed (not sure if it's actually warranted here), there's also one based on mindsweeper (which is itself full of win)


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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want Fried Chicken and grape soda.



I am such a stereotype.
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rehughes wrote:
Maybe wednesday, though, as a celebratory end of term thing.


FYI, term ends Thursday.
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