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jaster is back in black Mod Emperor of Dune
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:02 pm Post subject: Men and Women |
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This is a little story which Emily found, and I thought it was funny as Hell. It a bit hyperbolic, of course, but not nearly so much as some would have you believe.
I feel, to the best of my knowledge, that this describes and elucidates so many of my interactions with women (read: woman) in the last... oh... seven and a half months or so. It's almost creepy how truly this story depicts a sort of typical interaction between men and women in a relationship context and really manages to capture the differences in the way the two genders (generally) operate.
/lawl
http://www.blessed2bless.us/by-others/difference-between-men-and-women.html _________________ When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.
-Children of Dune, attributed to Louis Veuillot |
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kallie is +2 Lifthrasir
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:44 pm Post subject: |
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Yes. |
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jaster is back in black Mod Emperor of Dune
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:47 am Post subject: |
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/agree _________________ When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.
-Children of Dune, attributed to Louis Veuillot |
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estick is Eraser-mad. Very Jewish
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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Dave Barry is a funny man. |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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I believe every word of that story is Gospel truth.
Speaking of which, I watched some college teams I don't even remember play football on TV yesterday, and I loved every minute of it. |
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lizakova is shinying up her life. Kitty Guardian
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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I was at the mall today, and Victoria's Secret was having a 10 for $25 panty sale. The place brimming with women, and just outside, there was an area with couches and a TV where a bunch of men were watching football. I feel that the situation accurately describes everything I've ever learned about gender roles. |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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Still too scared to go in, though? |
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lugo is unable to remember his password. Such an Aries
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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It's a scary place.
They have UNDERWEAR in there. |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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lugo wrote: | It's a scary place.
They have UNDERWEAR in there. |
Have you seen women at a sale like that in a mall? It's like a war zone. |
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lugo is unable to remember his password. Such an Aries
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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mchicken wrote: | lugo wrote: | It's a scary place.
They have UNDERWEAR in there. |
Have you seen women at a sale like that in a mall? It's like a war zone. |
See, I thought you meant that store in general, not that store during an amazing sale. |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:35 am Post subject: |
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I did mean that store in general. |
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hankr is 100% sold to a law firm for the low starting price of $160k/year, his soul, and his free time annex ghost
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:23 am Post subject: |
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mchicken wrote: | lugo wrote: | It's a scary place.
They have UNDERWEAR in there. |
Have you seen women at a sale like that in a mall? It's like a war zone. |
I went there once during Christmas holidays to buy my then-girlfriend a gift card for Christmas, since she loved the place.
It was pretty intense, and three women took swings at me. Hell If I know why. |
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kallie is +2 Lifthrasir
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:18 pm Post subject: |
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Yesterday I was very girl. I watched the BBC miniseries Pride and Prejudice while knitting and drinking hot chocolate.
I don't have an appropriately guy story to contrast, although my father was upstairs speaking to the tv box about a touchdown or somesuch. |
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