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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:25 pm    Post subject: WV DMV Reply with quote

So I went into the West Virginia DMV regional office down here in Hicks-burg, WV. I was getting my address changed from Wheeling, the city I used to live in, to the country town my mother lives in now. The woman asked me how I liked the country and I said it was nice. Then she said she knew some people in Wheeling and they said it was getting 'a lot dirtier up there, in more ways than one.'

Now, as far as I can tell, she was saying there were too many black people up there for her taste.

So if you want to experience shocking racism in a town that was not part of the South in the civil war...visit Clarksburg, WV.

P.S., I believe this, more than the Pakistan thing, is why we can't have nice things.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hear what she's saying. I hate black people, too.

Seriously, though... why does it have to get racial?
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't even know, it's not like I gave her the secret white person sign that it was safe to be openly racist or anything...
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
I don't even know, it's not like I gave her the secret white person sign that it was safe to be openly racist or anything...


Racism?

Secret sign?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did the woman realize you're Native American? I feel like that would have changed the whole dynamic of things.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, she didn't. But they really don't have much in the way of Native Americans here and haven't for a couple hundred years, so most of that has bled away.

Actually, some guy who was born in this "hollow" that my mother's cabin is in came by today. He's like 80 and I had no idea what he was saying, his speech was incomprehensible. Four of his children still live in this one mile stretch of area and they all married people from the other "clan" as far as I can tell. This place is really scary. I don't think I'll be inviting Vernon over ever, for his safety.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
I don't think I'll be inviting Vernon over ever, for his safety.


Rural West Virginia isn't high on my travel plan list.

Though, with a good lawyer, any violence against local hillbillies on my part can be paired down to self-defense.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Except you'd already be lynched?
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
Except you'd already be lynched?


We could take a video and put it on youtube, it'd be great.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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mchicken wrote:
Except you'd already be lynched?


We could take a video and put it on youtube, it'd be great.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That did look an awful lot like Vernon.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lugo wrote:
That did look an awful lot like Vernon.


So, black?
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 5:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, not white. It's kind of hard to be more specific than that, they all look the same.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 5:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

estick wrote:
Well, not white. It's kind of hard to be more specific than that, they all look the same.


I swear I saw Vernon the other day on the street, ran up to this guy and gave him a huge heterosexual hug.

Later on I find out that, not only was that not Vernon, the guy was from Sri Lanka.

You non-white people need to get in the game and start looking different.
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