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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:18 pm    Post subject: Jello Shots Reply with quote

These things make me want to puke.

I'm completely sober and full to the brim of fucking Jello and apparently my body doesn't approve.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why waste good vodka (or whatever you used) that way? I suggest Jameson's in Coke (or Cherry Coke) instead.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
Why waste good vodka (or whatever you used) that way? I suggest Jameson's in Coke (or Cherry Coke) instead.


My girlfriend doesn't like the taste of alcohol. I'm on a quest to get her drunk. She likes certain fruity wines, you know, the $6 berry shit that is hard to even call "wine". The thought was that Jello shots would go down easy.

We had another couple over last night. Unfortunately, the shots tasted too strong for the ladies and were too weak, alcohol wise, to effect us men. So I still have about twenty left (not counting the sixteen I've had in the past few hours).

The liquor store by my house has been having half-off clearance sales for certain liquors, which is what I used for the shots.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have her drink Mike's or Smirnoff Ice. Those variety packs are solid.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
Have her drink Mike's or Smirnoff Ice. Those variety packs are solid.


She does like the Smirnoffs. I suppose that's next on the list.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So apparently, jello makes me gag. Things you learn at SH parties.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was it "found" jello that was "liberated" from a dumpster?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hell no.

While in theory, things like that are nice, since you're consuming things that would other wise go to waste.....I'm not homeless.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So I've been drinking this raspberry-flavored Woodchuck Draft Cider. It's delicious. It tastes like pop.

Alex says it won't work though, because it's only 4% alcohol.

But I can't imagine a girl not liking a screaming orgasm.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think that I may have missed something.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jaster wrote:
I think that I may have missed something.


I think most of us have but she's probably right. I think there's just a missing statement between lines two and three.

And beer is around the same alcohol content and people get drunk from beer every day of the year.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Budweiser actually makes a really good raspberry cider, believe it or not. It's called Kelly's, there's both a regular and raspberry flavor.

4% alcohol would probably work for her, but she probably wouldn't like it. She doesn't even like drinking Wild Blue. (Wild Blue is fucking amazing, by the way... 8% alcohol blueberry beer, baby.)

I don't know. I still have, like, 20 jello shots left. I'm so tired of those things.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kallie wrote:
So I've been drinking this raspberry-flavored Woodchuck Draft Cider. It's delicious. It tastes like pop.

Alex says it won't work though, because it's only 4% alcohol.


As an alternative, you should give her a screaming orgasm: http://cocktails.about.com/od/vodkadrinkrecipes/r/screamingorgasm.htm

kallie wrote:
...I can't imagine a girl not liking a screaming orgasm.






I thought it was clear before, but perhaps this will help.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks great, but I'm looking for something to make at home. Don't really have a full bar.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alcohol lasts, though. And there's no reason not to have Bailey's and Kahlua and especially vodka on hand. Amaretto, that would be the most far-out of those things.

That is a ton of alcohol content...if she can't drink 8% she can't drink that.
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