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PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Do I get to racially persecute Harvard professors?


Apparently that's all the rage these days.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd get to meet Obama and have beer.

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But here's the important part -- the respective beers each man drank:

Obama -- Bud Light
Biden -- Bucklers
Gates -- Sam Adams Light
Crowley -- Blue Moon


Most of those choices are absolutely horrible. Blue Moon is the only reasonable choice on the list. Light beer? Ugh. Bud Light? Why didn't he just drink a forty?
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some people perceive him as an elitist. He might be trying to combat that.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So drink a regular Budweiser.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some bullshit nonsense episode about a guy stealing/releasing monkeys from an AIDS lab, one of them killed a researcher because the guy left it behind in the lab out of its cage. He's claiming defense-of-others, and one of the witnesses is a "bioethics professor." This monster "professor" posed the hypothetical that if we could cure cancer by sacrificing ten infants, or even easier (?), ten convicted felons, would we as a society do it. He answered immediately that of course we would not. What the fuck is he talking about? Somebody would, and we definitely should. What a monster. I hate animal rights activists so much. I'm going to go eat a steak.

On a positive note, Briscoe pronounced "vegans" like they're from the home-world of the aliens in Contact, the planet Vega.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Vegans I know don't look anything like my father, though.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lugo wrote:
The Vegans I know don't look anything like my father, though.


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Some celestial event. No - no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should've sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
On a positive note, Briscoe pronounced "vegans" like they're from the home-world of the aliens in Contact, the planet Vega.


There was a guild game that did that literally.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

xavid wrote:
mchicken wrote:
On a positive note, Briscoe pronounced "vegans" like they're from the home-world of the aliens in Contact, the planet Vega.


There was a guild game that did that literally.


Pronounced the word "vegan" with a long 'a' sound?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Presumably, he means that the game described vegans (the malnourished kind) as being from Vega (the fusiony kind).
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

awerbos wrote:
Presumably, he means that the game described vegans (the malnourished kind) as being from Vega (the fusiony kind).


It was a joke... calm down.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Our good friend Abbie Carmichael just left the show. She was definitely the best female sidekick. I like her no-nonsense southern approach to justice, and since everyone else (especially this Nora Lewin District Attorney hack) is a bunch of bleeding-heart hippies. And then there's this:

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Harmon left Law & Order to concentrate on her film career, saying that she preferred working in film to television.


How's that working out for you, Angie? I looked at her imdb and the answer is not well. What a horrible mistake. Especially considering she helped facilitate the ratings peak of the show and left in the middle of it.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lenny and Ed were looking for a high-school girl named Monique as a witness. They knock on the boyfriend's door, he answers. They ask him if Monique is there. He says, who? They respond with, You've got her name tattooed on your chest, Romeo. Which of course, he did.



Who? indeed. What an asshole.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Briscoe's last episode.

R.I.P. Jerry Orbach.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Latino hotel maids must find a ton of bodies while on the job.
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