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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 11:27 am Post subject: |
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Here's a video of a fight between the guy in this story (he's in purple) and another player (a Laker, they were big rivals at this time).
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=12732536
(I didn't watch it with the sound on so I deny responsibility for whatever it sounds like)
If you watch, while they're in the tunnel, a woman in purple comes dashing in, purse flying.
That is his wife, Mrs. Christie.
Word on the street is she came down from the stands into the tunnel to defend her husband and landed a few blows with her purse. |
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lizakova is shinying up her life. Kitty Guardian
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 11:51 am Post subject: |
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When you're a pro-basketball player, do you really want your wife to come to your defense when you're trying to beat up the guy on the opposing team? |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 12:05 pm Post subject: |
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No, you really, really don't.
Especially when she is dressed in the same color as your jersey (does she have home and away dresses, too) and swinging a purse. |
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jaster is back in black Mod Emperor of Dune
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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mchicken wrote: | ...and swinging a purse. |
... where she keeps her husband's balls? _________________ When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.
-Children of Dune, attributed to Louis Veuillot |
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lizakova is shinying up her life. Kitty Guardian
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 1:15 pm Post subject: |
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mchicken wrote: | does she have home and away dresses, too |
Of course she does. Why would you even question that? |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 1:54 pm Post subject: |
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Does she have the green alternate home dress for St. Patrick's Day? Does she have a throwback dress ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Throwback_uniform for you non-sports people) that looks like the dress of an overbearing wife of a 1960s player? |
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lizakova is shinying up her life. Kitty Guardian
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 2:41 pm Post subject: |
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mchicken wrote: | Does she have the green alternate home dress for St. Patrick's Day? Does she have a throwback dress ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Throwback_uniform for you non-sports people) that looks like the dress of an overbearing wife of a 1960s player? |
Yes and yes. |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 10:49 am Post subject: |
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It just keeps piling on as more research is done:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/recap?gameId=230511023
Quote: | Doug Christie scurried across the court to greet his wife, Jackie, whom he'd promised a victory.
"He told me, 'I love you and I told you we would do it,''' she said moments later. |
We? She's not a basketball player, she did nothing. Oh wait...maybe she did:
Quote: | Christie's wife had made him a soothing seaweed bath after the Kings' double-overtime loss Saturday. He sends her love signals throughout every game.
"After the double-overtime game, I had a feeling both teams would be a little fatigued,'' Christie said. "I took care of myself last night. My wife made me a bath, I stretched for a while and I slept today.'' |
A soothing seaweed bath? Doug Christie, I can't shake my head in disgust enough. While other basketball players are bathing in a soothing bath of hot, naked women and money he is sitting in slimy green shit giving his wife hand signals. |
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jaster is back in black Mod Emperor of Dune
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 11:39 am Post subject: |
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He really needs to get his balls out of his wife's purse. _________________ When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.
-Children of Dune, attributed to Louis Veuillot |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 11:44 am Post subject: |
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Well considering all this happened in 2003 or before, I don't think he has the time-machine juice for it. It's probably even worse now that he's not playing. |
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