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mchicken is dejected.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:21 am    Post subject: Harvard Scrub Reply with quote

Hmm, this kid that used to work for the library but stopped showing up and withdrew from Harvard for personal reasons just walked in the door carrying a large case of unknown shape and proportions. Should I be worried?
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lizakova is shinying up her life.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes. You're going to die.

Seriously though, get out of there.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd be worried.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uh oh, he's back.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Call the cops.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We have a panic button under the desk, kind of like the buttons they have to crash the West Wing in case of attack.

Do I press it?

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SAM You have a button on your phone, a crash button.

DEBBIE Hmm?

SAM You have a crash button which will bring the Secret Service in instantly and turn your office into a live microphone which will be broadcast all over the building. It's the button you push if someone's trying to take the Oval Office. This isn't your last job.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd just take a heft object and beat the kid with it until he isn't a threat anymore.

The best defense is a good offense.

You gotta hit them before they hit you.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jaster wrote:
I'd just take a heft object and beat the kid with it until he isn't a threat anymore.

The best defense is a good offense.

You gotta hit them before they hit you.


You so wouldn't.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kallie wrote:
You so wouldn't.


I did it twice before breakfast.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look, it could have been a bomb.
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mchicken is dejected.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice.

The kid's hair was pretty crazy compared to what it used to be, like really unkempt.

I was scared, but I made it home alive. Maybe he was just scoping the place out for the real attack.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
I was scared, but I made it home alive. Maybe he was just scoping the place out for the real attack.


Report him to Homeland Security, imo.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He is foreign looking. Like Indian or Pakistani.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
He is foreign looking. Like Indian or Pakistani.


OHSHIT!

Seriously, he'd be out of here in like two seconds.
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