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mchicken is dejected.
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 Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:21 am Post subject: Harvard Scrub |
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| Hmm, this kid that used to work for the library but stopped showing up and withdrew from Harvard for personal reasons just walked in the door carrying a large case of unknown shape and proportions. Should I be worried? |
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lizakova is shinying up her life.
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:26 am Post subject: |
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Yes. You're going to die.
Seriously though, get out of there. |
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kallie is +2
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:33 am Post subject: |
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| I'd be worried. |
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mchicken is dejected.
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:34 am Post subject: |
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| Uh oh, he's back. |
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kallie is +2
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:37 am Post subject: |
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| Call the cops. |
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mchicken is dejected.
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:42 am Post subject: |
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We have a panic button under the desk, kind of like the buttons they have to crash the West Wing in case of attack.
Do I press it?
| Quote: | SAM You have a button on your phone, a crash button.
DEBBIE Hmm?
SAM You have a crash button which will bring the Secret Service in instantly and turn your office into a live microphone which will be broadcast all over the building. It's the button you push if someone's trying to take the Oval Office. This isn't your last job. |
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jaster is back in black
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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I'd just take a heft object and beat the kid with it until he isn't a threat anymore.
The best defense is a good offense.
You gotta hit them before they hit you.
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kallie is +2
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:24 pm Post subject: |
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| jaster wrote: | I'd just take a heft object and beat the kid with it until he isn't a threat anymore.
The best defense is a good offense.
You gotta hit them before they hit you. |
You so wouldn't. |
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jaster is back in black
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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| kallie wrote: | | You so wouldn't. |
I did it twice before breakfast.
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lizakova is shinying up her life.
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Look, it could have been a bomb. |
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mchicken is dejected.
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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Nice.
The kid's hair was pretty crazy compared to what it used to be, like really unkempt.
I was scared, but I made it home alive. Maybe he was just scoping the place out for the real attack. |
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jaster is back in black
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:56 pm Post subject: |
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| mchicken wrote: | | I was scared, but I made it home alive. Maybe he was just scoping the place out for the real attack. |
Report him to Homeland Security, imo.
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mchicken is dejected.
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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| He is foreign looking. Like Indian or Pakistani. |
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kallie is +2
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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| mchicken wrote: | | He is foreign looking. Like Indian or Pakistani. |
OHSHIT!
Seriously, he'd be out of here in like two seconds. |
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