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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:01 pm Post subject: Squirrels |
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So there's a decent sized apartment building next to my apartment, and they have a line of trash cans along the side. Some Asian college girl just opened up a trash can to throw a bag in and a squirrel jumped at her from inside like one of those cans of snakes and she screamed about as loud as I have ever heard someone actually scream in real life. Then her boyfriend made fun of her.
Good times. |
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lugo is unable to remember his password. Such an Aries
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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That's what she gets for being Asian. _________________ ' What I'm thinking in my head is, 'Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I f---ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective'. |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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lugo wrote: | That's what she gets for being Asian. |
Apparently so. Maybe she's not used to squirrels. |
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kallie is +2 Lifthrasir
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:27 pm Post subject: |
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If only you had been filming her with a camera phone... you could post it on YouTube. |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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kallie wrote: | If only you had been filming her with a camera phone... you could post it on YouTube. |
Yes. Although wouldn't it be a bit strange to film every person I see outside my window just in case something like that happens? |
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lugo is unable to remember his password. Such an Aries
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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Look, youtube is a harsh mistress. _________________ ' What I'm thinking in my head is, 'Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I f---ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective'. |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:52 pm Post subject: |
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Apparently people love that shit. I really don't get it.
Like this "internet sensation" woman from Britain who looks bad but sings well. I work at a Music library, so everyone is in love with her. Apparently it's so good that they cried.
What does that even mean? |
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lugo is unable to remember his password. Such an Aries
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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I checked her out because one of my favorite authors had posted a blog entry about her.
Apparently it goes something like this: "She's not a hot young girl and she can sing! Holy crap! I'm impressed because she isn't hot! Now I'm going to say that I always believed ugly people had value even though I still don't and pass this information on to my friends!"
She is a pretty good singer, but I care about her as much as I care about anybody else who sings on a stupid singing reality game show. _________________ ' What I'm thinking in my head is, 'Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I f---ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective'. |
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kallie is +2 Lifthrasir
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah... so this whole myth that good singers are pretty (and that pretty people are good singers) is something cooked up by the music industry because hot teen sensations sell really well.
Have you ever been to the opera? Looooot of ugly... |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:18 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah I didn't understand any of it. The people at the library told her little story and one of the pieces of information was that she had never been kissed or something.
I said that was probably partly her own fault. |
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lugo is unable to remember his password. Such an Aries
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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mchicken wrote: | Yeah I didn't understand any of it. The people at the library told her little story and one of the pieces of information was that she had never been kissed or something.
I said that was probably partly her own fault. |
Fucking insensitive guybrarian. _________________ ' What I'm thinking in my head is, 'Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I f---ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective'. |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:18 pm Post subject: |
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lugo wrote: | mchicken wrote: | Yeah I didn't understand any of it. The people at the library told her little story and one of the pieces of information was that she had never been kissed or something.
I said that was probably partly her own fault. |
Fucking insensitive guybrarian. |
Yeah, basically. |
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jaster is back in black Mod Emperor of Dune
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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lugo wrote: | ... guybrarian. |
Why would you dress like that. _________________ When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.
-Children of Dune, attributed to Louis Veuillot |
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