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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:40 pm    Post subject: Apparently the bible just isn't good enough these days... Reply with quote

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=97537385

The comments are a good read. A little background: a typical npr story has 0-5 comments. A really popular article has 30-60 comments. This morning the article had over 750 comments, although now the total is down to 360, I assume because so many have been deleted by moderators. Some of the top-rated comments have been deleted.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Two new Bibles targeting a young, hip — even secular — audience are hitting bookstores. One is a slick, illustrated version of the New Testament; the other is an environmentally friendly edition that takes advantage of the popularity of the green movement.


I don't even know where to begin...


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ya know, I kinda want a copy of that illustrated bible.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lugo wrote:
Ya know, I kinda want a copy of that illustrated bible.



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PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look, my existence is pretty much blasphemy. That bible ranks as less blasphemous than I am. If sources of Blasphemy don't stack, then me owning that bible would be meaningless on the Blasphometer.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Acts of blasphemy stack.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jaster wrote:
Acts of blasphemy stack.


They really do. Have you even read the Bible? I'd suggest you buy one... but you'd probably end up with a blasphemous copy.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look, unless it's illustrated with people having sex into alligators, I'm still holding out.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kallie wrote:
jaster wrote:
Acts of blasphemy stack.


They really do. Have you even read the Bible? I'd suggest you buy one... but you'd probably end up with a blasphemous copy.


Like the Catholic bible my mom has.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kallie wrote:
jaster wrote:
Acts of blasphemy stack.


They really do. Have you even read the Bible? I'd suggest you buy one... but you'd probably end up with a blasphemous copy.


I'm going to buy that bible and use it to locate some passages supporting my belief that blasphemy does not in fact stack in the eyes of God.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just, you know, FYI: Amazon's got a copy of the Old Testament version of this book on preorder right now.

You know, in case you want to collect the set.
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