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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:43 pm Post subject: Orange |
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There's a girl peeling an orange right in front of me in my library.
What the fuck is she thinking? |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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Now she came up to the desk chewing the orange to ask a question.
This shit is on, now. |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:50 pm Post subject: |
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And she knocked over the trash can.
Is she drunk at 11am? |
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kallie is +2 Lifthrasir
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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My parents are sending me oranges from Florida. They're going to be delicious.
Also, what do you have against oranges? |
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jaster is back in black Mod Emperor of Dune
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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You should print out a sign that reads, "No oranges in the library," and tape it to a wall or table next to her. _________________ When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.
-Children of Dune, attributed to Louis Veuillot |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:41 pm Post subject: |
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Update:
She needs a recommendation from a professor who happens to be overseas. Said recommendation must be on Harvard letterhead. Her solution was to scan it in and email it to him. The paper is watermarked so I am hoping this won't work.
Anyway, to get files from the scanner you need a USB storage device. So I gave her one of ours to use, which is what they're for.
Did I get it back?
Did I?
Hell no. She fucking stole it. |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:43 pm Post subject: |
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kallie wrote: | My parents are sending me oranges from Florida. They're going to be delicious.
Also, what do you have against oranges? |
Don't eat them in my library. I wouldn't hesitate to call security. We have panic buttons under the desk in case people try to take us hostage. |
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kallie is +2 Lifthrasir
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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mchicken wrote: | We have panic buttons under the desk in case people try to take us hostage. |
Seriously? What an awesome library. |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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kallie wrote: | Seriously? What an awesome library. |
Yes. And yes. |
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jaster is back in black Mod Emperor of Dune
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:55 pm Post subject: |
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I'm taking hostages. _________________ When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.
-Children of Dune, attributed to Louis Veuillot |
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kallie is +2 Lifthrasir
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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jaster wrote: | I'm taking hostages. |
Just threaten to squirt the books with orange juice. |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:10 pm Post subject: |
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kallie wrote: | Just threaten to squirt the books with orange juice. |
Some of the books they have are shockingly expensive. Like, however much 10,000 Euros would be. |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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kallie wrote: | http://www.google.com/search?q=10000+euros+%3D+%3F+dollars&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a |
Yeah it was different when I typed it in an hour ago. |
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lizakova is shinying up her life. Kitty Guardian
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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mchicken wrote: | Anyway, to get files from the scanner you need a USB storage device. So I gave her one of ours to use, which is what they're for.
Did I get it back?
Did I?
Hell no. She fucking stole it. |
I hope that library of yours puts GPS tracking devices on all your USBs so you can track that girl down. Seems like a decent way to spend Harvard's money. |
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