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mchicken is dejected.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 9:46 pm    Post subject: Raccoon Reply with quote

Umm, so I was about to go outside but I noticed a raccoon sitting right outside my door. This thing was gigantic. Like, ten times the size of the cat, literally. I think I'm stuck in here for the night.

I don't want my face ripped to shreds by a monstrous raccoon.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd recommend an AK-47.


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raccoons only want to dance and love you. Try, uh, communing with them. Spiritually.

If that doesn't work, kick them. You realze you are approximately ten times their size, right? Just saying.

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mchicken is dejected.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 12:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You didn't see this thing. I am not ten times its size. I think it had ten pounds on me.

Like this one:

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 12:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
You didn't see this thing. I am not ten times its size. I think it had ten pounds on me.

Like this one:



That looks like someone put a raccoon head on a capybara.
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mchicken is dejected.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As did the one on my porch.

Also, this guy, Speak from the Tick:

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jaster wrote:
I'd recommend an AK-47.


Apparently so would this guy:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/11/01/halloween.slaying.ap/index.html
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mchicken is dejected.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, I saw that article. It's Halloween, he has his porch lights on...did he fire at everyone who went to the door?
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
Yeah, I saw that article. It's Halloween, he has his porch lights on...did he fire at everyone who went to the door?


Apparently, they were the first.


And the last.
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