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mchicken is dejected.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:52 pm    Post subject: Fucking Weddings Reply with quote

So after that plane debacle, I show up in this supposed state of Georgia.

My aunt said a lot of racist things as we went to her house, which is always fun for the whole family. Apparently a couple years ago she lived in an apartment complex full of drug dealers, who had nice cars and were black and never went to work during the day. Now she lives in Hiram on a golf course with white people so everything is okay.

My mother showed up and said she could only drive 40 miles an hour or below, and it turns out her car will not shift out of second gear, so she has to take it to a repair place tomorrow morning and maybe (probably?) has to rent a car to even make it to this cultist wedding.

My sister told me the ceremony is going to be 6 hours long, and my brother can't come down to Atlanta to celebrate my graduation with my family because he has to stay in Tennessee and try on costumes and prepare for this wedding. Apparently the reenactment of the end of days and the return of Yashua is going to be quite intense, and requires many costume changes. My sister's friends wanted her to record the entire 6 hours because the process sounded so interesting and odd.

Also I'm fairly drunk right now and this has been hard to type accurately.

So tomorrow we'll find out if this car thing will be fixed, and if not, who knows what is going to happen.

Why do cultist weddings require so much drama?

Also, my mom is on the phone to her half-deaf husband in the background right now and every few seconds I hear her half-yelling "PARDON?!"
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mchicken is dejected.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also, airlines are evil, and my ticket back which cost $166 is worthless now because they charge $150 to change reservations.
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lizakova is shinying up her life.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchicken wrote:
Also, airlines are evil, and my ticket back which cost $166 is worthless now because they charge $150 to change reservations.


I'm sure you could scalp it.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lizakova wrote:
I'm sure you could scalp it.


It's most likely nontransferable.
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lizakova is shinying up her life.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

xavid wrote:
lizakova wrote:
I'm sure you could scalp it.


It's most likely nontransferable.


You wimpy Americans. You encouter one roadbump in your illegal transactions and you give up.
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