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lizakova is shinying up her life.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:48 am    Post subject: ET Reply with quote

From a recent email advertising NoT CoFFee at ET:

Quote:
Zandra's Inner Monologue:

Zandra 1: Zandra, I just can't wait for NoT CoFFee! It's been two weeks of term
now and there still hasn't been one! What the hell is going on?!!!
Zandra 2: Hey, relax. People have just finished getting their classes together
and--
Zandra 1: Ha! That's a lame excuse, get it together and make some sugar!
Zandra 3: mmmmmm, sugar...
Zandra 1: You stay out of this!
Zandra 2: Anyway, I wasn't finished yet. There will be a NoT CoFFee, sooner
than you think--
Zandra 1: Sooner than I think??!!! How can there be one sooner than I think?!!
I'm you!!! We have the same thoughts!!!
Zandra 2: Not according to this dialog sheet.
Zandra 1: Hmmm, you make a good point. So when is not the next NoT CoFFee then.
Zandra 2: Don't you know?
Zandra 1: Go to hell.
Zandra 3: Ooooooo. you said a bad word. you said hellllllll.
Zandra 1: This isn't getting anywhere.
Zandra 2: Well who's fault is that? I'd have said it almost 4 exchanges ago if
you had just let me finish.
Zandra 1: Fine, fine, just finish!
Zandra 2: Thank you. The next NoT CoFFee will be this upcoming Wednesday--
Zandra 1: WHAT!!!! Wednesday???!!! Why the hell are you changing it to
Wednesday?!!
Zandra 2: *we* are changing it to Wednesday, because I say so--
Zandra 1: bu-
Zandra 2: and don't question it or we'll be stuck in this ridiculous freudian
conversation forever.
Zandra 1: hmmm,bu- ... hmmmm. ok. NoT CoFFee... Wednesday... fine. Did you
change the time too?
Zandra 2: "you"? why do you keep saying "you" it's not as if I should always be
the one responsible here... and no, **we** did not change the time, nor the
place. It's still at ET at 9:30
Zandra 1: you know, I think referring to yourself in first person /plural/ is
stranger than anyth-
Zandra 3: What are we making?!!! What are we making?!!!
Zandra 2: Pie.
Zandra 3: What kind of pie!!??
Zandra 2: Apple pie-
Zandra 1: bu-
Zandra 2: And any other kinds of pie that either of you two want to make as
well.
Zandra 4: What about me?
Zandra 2: you? who are you?

** for the continuation of this dialog, please blanch yourself to
zandra-inner-monlogue@mit.edu. Otherwise, see you at NoT CoFFee
-- Zandra Aleph-null
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jaster is back in black
Mod Emperor of Dune


Joined: 11 Sep 2007
Posts: 2700

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Obviously:

I have no idea what you're talking about… so here's REHughes next to a dino
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