I hate DOOMCom and it's the biggest trap that could ever be
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I hate DOOMCom and I've seen bigger traps in my day
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jasterisback in black Mod Emperor of Dune
Joined: 11 Sep 2007 Posts: 3084
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:07 am Post subject: Admiral Ackbar says it's a trap
(I'm leaving out the details and motivation of all parties involved... yes it drastically changes the situation, but it's much funnier this way)
Scenario: You're girlfriend tells you that, should the situation arise, she would be ok with you having sex with your best friend (who, for the record, is also a girl).
Questions: I won't ask if this is a trap... I feel that follows trivially from the setup as described. I won't even ask if it is the biggest trap you've ever seen. I mean sure, there are big traps... "Do you think she's pretty?" "She isn't very pretty, right?" "Do you think she's prettier than me?"... but I feel this is a much bigger trap. The question I will ask is the tough one: could there be a bigger trap?
Also, it's really kind of a trap within a trap (possibly within another trap) as the best friend mentioned above lives in India and I'll never see her again.
_________________ When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.
-Children of Dune, attributed to Louis Veuillot
Really? Bigger traps? Let's hear it. _________________ When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.
-Children of Dune, attributed to Louis Veuillot
lugoisunable to remember his password. Such an Aries
Joined: 11 Sep 2007 Posts: 1637
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:39 am Post subject:
Don't play her games.
For the record: I think you'd be stupid to do it. I mean, maybe I've been having sex wrong all my life, but it's never been good enough to be worth that shit without an emotional attachment.
I mean, unless everything you've experienced with this girl you are dating now makes you think she's really fine with all kinds of crazy extra-relationship sex.... but you know, that means you're gonna have to let her sleep with HER best friend, who is definitely a man--a much better endowed man than you, no doubt.
I think the only way you'd be doing it is if this girl you are dating was able to be completely comfortable and secure in everything that was happening while knowing that she was always foremost in your mind.... by being there. And, I mean, if she's there, she might as well join in.
In fact, you should definitely work that angle. Option #5 imo: I hate DOOMCom and iit's a trap, but two chicks at the same time.
For the record: I think you'd be stupid to do it. I mean, maybe I've been having sex wrong all my life, but it's never been good enough to be worth that shit without an emotional attachment.
I mean, unless everything you've experienced with this girl you are dating now makes you think she's really fine with all kinds of crazy extra-relationship sex.... but you know, that means you're gonna have to let her sleep with HER best friend, who is definitely a man--a much better endowed man than you, no doubt.
I think the only way you'd be doing it is if this girl you are dating was able to be completely comfortable and secure in everything that was happening while knowing that she was always foremost in your mind.... by being there. And, I mean, if she's there, she might as well join in.
In fact, you should definitely work that angle. Option #5 imo: I hate DOOMCom and iit's a trap, but two chicks at the same time.
Oh I have no interest in actually doing it. That was never even on the table for me. So yeah, don't misunderstand my purpose here. I just thought the zomgit'satrap nature of the conversation was funny.
lugo wrote:
I mean, maybe I've been having sex wrong all my life, but it's never been good enough to be worth that shit without an emotional attachment.
"We need emotional content!"
_________________ When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.
-Children of Dune, attributed to Louis Veuillot
lugoisunable to remember his password. Such an Aries
Joined: 11 Sep 2007 Posts: 1637
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:21 pm Post subject:
jaster wrote:
Oh I have no interest in actually doing it. That was never even on the table for me. So yeah, don't misunderstand my purpose here. I just thought the zomgit'satrap nature of the conversation was funny.
Did you just say you have no interest in two chicks at the same time?
Did you just say you have no interest in two chicks at the same time?
Whoa whoa, slow your roll, friend. Let's not get crazy here. The thing is, I'm really a one-woman type of guy at heart. When there's a significant other in the picture, then I really don't have any interest in two chicks at the same time.
That being said, if it should obtain that I am single, then I'm very much in favor of two chicks at the same time... except these two:
(this is what youtube gave me for "two chicks for everyone"... I was looking for the montage scene from Just Shoot Me with a a song, 'Two Chicks for Everyone' song to the tune of a Beach Boys song) _________________ When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.
-Children of Dune, attributed to Louis Veuillot
I really don't have any interest in two chicks at the same time.
_________________ When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.
-Children of Dune, attributed to Louis Veuillot
_________________ When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.
-Children of Dune, attributed to Louis Veuillot
Maybe he was looking at something off camera. _________________ When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.
-Children of Dune, attributed to Louis Veuillot
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