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jaster is back in black Mod Emperor of Dune
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:15 am Post subject: Quality Tennis |
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Serena Williams wrote: | I will take this ball, and shove it down your fucking throat. |
Don't make Serena Williams angry. You wouldn't like her when she's angry.
http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis/usopen09/news/story?id=4468762 _________________ When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.
-Children of Dune, attributed to Louis Veuillot |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:04 pm Post subject: |
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Get some class. It's tennis, not street ball. Also, it's funny that the best female tennis player in the world lost to an unseeded opponent in a Grand Slam semi-final. |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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Speaking of classy...stay classy, Texas:
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jaster is back in black Mod Emperor of Dune
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:13 am Post subject: |
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As a follow-up: she was fined $10,000. _________________ When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.
-Children of Dune, attributed to Louis Veuillot |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:34 am Post subject: |
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And the woman who beat her won the U.S. Open. It was her second, but this one was after she had a daughter 18 months ago. |
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epb Mendicant
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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I know little about tennis conventions/rules, but the commentators on CNN were saying that the call shouldn't have been made without an instant replay or some kind of video review... I guess she should have said "pardon me, but I'd appreciate a review of that call." Heh. Is that allowed in tennis? |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:27 pm Post subject: |
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They have instant replay, and crazy physics probability interpolating cameras to determine whether a ball going 125 mph happened to graze a thin white line in its deformed bouncing-off-the-ground shape. You also can't say "I swear to God I'm fucking going to take this fucking ball and shove it down your fucking throat, you hear that? I swear to God," without incurring a penalty.
Speaking of quality tennis, the Maestro is destroying the hopes and dreams of another young up-and-comer on CBS right now. |
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mchicken is dejected. Cover of Rush's Seminal Album
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:27 pm Post subject: |
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Or not...
Wow. Congrats to Del Potro. |
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